Kids are always coming up to me at work and asking me for scrap paper. They take the paper and the little golf pencils and draw all sorts of crazy psychedelic things and recently, to my surprise, me! Here is some of the notable kid rendered portraits:
This little gem was drawn for the "libaby man." I especially enjoy the photo-like details the artist included, such as how the stripes in my tie clash with those on my shirt, my egg shaped head, my "hair flap," and my fingerless hands. Okay, so I might be picking on this picture a little bit, but I love it. And as you're about to see, the pictures only get weirder from here.
I've forgotten the exact conversation that accompanied this, but it went something like this:
Little Kid - I drew this for you, you're a pig!
Me - uh that's nice.
Little Kid - aahh hahahahahaha giggle hahaha
The kid that drew this is an older kick who fascinated by the concept of beards. I've actually had to yell at him for trying to touch it. So he drew this. I don't know what he means by "P.S. Slick/Slave/Shave good," or by "might be Santa or Beep."
These with the purple background were drawn by a brother/sister combo. The sister drew/wrote the bottom one. She also verbally called me a girl. I responded by saying something like "so are you." She totally didn't have a response to that! Assumedly that is me in a dress. Apparently I pull it off.
The inaccuracies in this one disgust me. I am appalled by this misleading portrayal. My laces are never, I repeat, never tied that neatly.
