So I try to bring my lunch to work everyday. Some days I'm more rushed than others and occasionally I forget something. Well, the other day I forgot an vital part of my lunch - a fork.
I looked around, hoping to find a plastic replacement somewhere. All I could find was spoons. Spoons! Spoons are no good to me! What I needed was a fork! Or perhaps some sort of spoon/fork hybrid ...
That's when I had what I deem to be, without question, the best idea ever. I grabbed an extremely sharp pair of scissors nearby, and viola! A hand crafted Spork of the highest order!
I looked around, hoping to find a plastic replacement somewhere. All I could find was spoons. Spoons! Spoons are no good to me! What I needed was a fork! Or perhaps some sort of spoon/fork hybrid ...
That's when I had what I deem to be, without question, the best idea ever. I grabbed an extremely sharp pair of scissors nearby, and viola! A hand crafted Spork of the highest order!
The evolutionary apex of the spoon!
Another lunch successfully consumed!
And in a related story, I want one of these Titanium Sporks.
Cutlery of the Gods!
Dont mess with a Spork.
