Monday, June 28, 2010
Casserole II: Return of Sarah
Friday, April 17, 2009
Are you an organ donor?
Thursday, March 19, 2009
March Madness
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match
- By the beginning of senior year, a medical student, now a pitiful, downtrodden version of herself, completely ravaged by the system, chooses a specialty.
- She researches hospitals which offer residency training programs in the chosen specialty, and applies.
- Residency programs pick up her phonebook-sized application packet, throw everything away except for the page that has the exam scores, and decided whether or not to interview her based on this.
- Pitiful medical student cleans herself up, buys a fancy monkey suit, and goes on interviews - a butt-load of 'em. In this process, her face muscles become fatigued from all of the smiling and talking about how hard she loves to work, her wallet becomes empty from all of the hotel fees and airfare, her suit pants become tight from all of the free food used to seduce applicants, and her dry cleaner wonders why this strange girl wears only that one outfit.
- Once interview season is complete, the medical student thinks about which program had the best free food, and ranks her favorite programs in descending order.
- Hospitals also make a list, although their list is in order based on that one page of the application with the exam scores on it, and then they just cross people off who were really weird or didn't smile enough in the interview.
- Both of these lists are entered into a state-of-the-art computer, which *beeps* and *boops* and *processes* the lists for about a month until a match is made. Meanwhile, the medical student becomes afflicted by a very severe case of a disease known as senior-itis. For the first time in 3.5 years, she gets plenty of sleep and eats 3 meals a day. She begins to look like her ol' self again. And she occasionally goes to class.
- On the third Thursday of March every year, "Match Day," all of the graduating medical students across the country open an envelope. Inside the envelope is the name of their match: their future residency program.
- Come July, the young doctor, a student no more, starts residency, where she may learn her specialty and become pitiful and downtrodden once more.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Frightening.
Now I know that Halloween is a time-honored opportunity for the ladies to dress more, um, provocatively than they normally would. There are classics like the sexy nurse and the french maid and what have you. But it seems like lately there is a slut-ified version of everything. I remember holding back gags as the girls on my college cheerleading team recited their plans, which included such ideas as (and I may be paraphrasing): "slut with butterfly wings," "whore with devil horns," "hooker with cat ears," and the list went on. I would then go home and joke to Matt that I was going to dress-up as something like a "sexy hobo" or a "trampy giraffe." I thought I was being ironic, but it turns out that you really can make anything slutty:
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Radiology 101
What is a radiologist?
A radiologist is a medical doctor who has expertise in diagnosing and treating diseases using medical imaging technology, such as: x-ray, CT scan, MRI, mammogram, PET scan, and ultrasound. In diagnostic radiology, the images are interpreted to assess the most likely diagnosis or to track the progression of a known disease. In interventional radiology, imaging techniques (for example: fluoroscopy, which is a real-time, moving xray image) are used to improve accuracy of invasive procedures, for example: to stent an artery, biopsy a tumor, to drain and abscess, or to insert a feeding tube. That was a lot of information, so let's break for some purdy pictures ...
Why can’t my regular doctor just interpret the x-rays?
All medical students and residents get some exposure to radiology, however this is not standardized across different training programs and is not typically a required rotation. Certainly there are many findings that may be picked up by, for example, an ER physician or a primary care doctor, however often there are subtler or stranger things that could be missed. In fields like pulmonology (lung specialists) or orthopedics (bone and joint surgeons), doctors may be adept at reading images related to their specialty, however they always have the radiologist’s official report to confirm their impressions. (This is an important safety net malpractice-wise, since, if something is missed on the image, it is typically the radiologist who is held responsible.) Another important role of the radiologist is to be an advisor to clinicians. (In my experience, their phone never stops ringing!) They can offer expertise in which imaging techniques are most appropriate in a given situation, and can subsequently help the referring physician to understand the image findings. It is for this reason that they are sometimes referred to as "the doctors' doctors," although in my opinion that is a little much.
Do radiologists ever interact with patients?
Yes. For simple x-rays, CT scans, and MRIs, the radiologist may not need to meet the patient in order to interpret the images. However, dynamic procedures such as an ultrasound or a barium swallow may require the radiologist to be present during the exam. With more sensitive issues such as mammography, many radiologists will counsel the patient on her test results. And obviously the radiologist is present to perform interventional procedures (like biopsies, etc. as described earlier).
Is it true that a radiologist must avoid sunlight and can only be defeated with a wooden stake?
Yes.
What training is required to become a radiologist?After medical school, a minimum of 5 years of training is required (and you thought I was almost done!), including 1 year of internship, for example in internal medicine or surgery, followed by 4 required years of radiology residency training. During this time, oral and written board exams are required as well as a physics board exam. Additional 1-year fellowships are available if one chooses to become sub-specialized in, for example, pediatric radiology, musculoskeletal radiology, mammography, neuroradiology, interventional radiology, MRI, body imaging, etc. Like most specialties, radiologists must attend conferences for continuing medical education (CME) credits and take recertification exams every 10 years to remain board certified.
Why did you pick radiology? 
I chose radiology because I am a very visually-oriented person. (Not to brag, but I happen to be VERY good at finding Waldo.) Most of my interests (artsy-crafty stuff, choreography) reflect a tendency for visuospatial reasoning, and I genuinely enjoy applying this to my medical training. Rotating through different clinical settings, I realized that medical imaging was my favorite part of every case. Additionally there is a terrific variety of career options (academic settings, private practice, different sub-specialties) and scheduling choices (full or part-time, days or evenings, teleradiology) available, so I know I'll have flexibility in the future. It is also a very exciting field as the existing modalities get better and new ones are developed.
[Full disclosure: there are a lot of controversies regarding radiology these days: self-referral by non-radiologist physicians, outsourcing of teleradiology oversees, will radiologists be replaced by computers?, and so on. It is super-interesting. I will try to address some of these issues in future posts.]
Saturday, October 18, 2008
The Inaugural Post
--S & M